Well I just finished watching a movie (if you could really call it that) called “A Boy & His Dog”.

Please folks, if you are going to rent a movie, go and drill a hole in the side of your head first. In fact, to save you the trouble, just don’t rent the movie. Don’t buy it, don’t borrow it, don’t even think about coming within 10 yards of it.

Why?

It’s from 1975…
It’s about a guy who communicates with his telepathic dog…
The main character is a nomadic serial-rapist…
It has Don Johnson… that should be enough of a reason.

What a HORRIBLE HORRIBLE movie… I feel dumber for even watching the first 10 minutes.

More… MORE! I MUST HAVE MORE!!!!!!!

One can never have enough cellular phones. I am here to prove that.

One quick question…

Where was Madonna born? The USA or England where her HUSBAND is from? The only reason I really ask this is in the commercial for the “Motorola ROKR” cellular phone (keitei), she does the ‘Hellomoto’ at the very end with a distinctive British accent.

CHOOSE AN ACCENT AND STICK WITH IT, PLEASE!!!

Honestly though, who does she think she’s kidding with her horribly falsified North-Chester accent?

Food poisoning blows and thus-far I’ve been lucky that I haven’t been killed by those microbes or anything of the sort. Here’s a small compiled list of where I’ve got food-poisoning from in the past….

1. Burger King on 22nd Street
2. Wendy’s on 51st Street
3. Japanese-Mexican food restaraunt in Tokyo
4. Can of smoked Oysters at home

SO DON’T EAT THERE!!!! (especially in my home!)

Hi everyone!

Where have we been for the last few days? Well my site was set into limbo due to the fact that I forgot to renew the domain! Don’t worry though – she’s registered to me for the next eight years… so no, I’m not going anywhere (at least, online that is!)

Sorry about the downtime! I’ll be sure to fire up a few updates soon!